Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how Iberia’s the worst airline in the air
How not to serve your customers
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Cruising Day 14: Parting is a clusterfuck of epic proportions
The original draft title of this post was ‘Parting is such sweet sorrow’. When I was sat on the sunny deck of the Constellation eating free fries, sipping a free (well, prepaid) gin & tonic, and wistfully gazing forward a few days, I imagined myself writing about the sadness we had leaving the ship, the debarkation procedure and our prompt and timely journey home.
This … this isn’t that.
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You find me on Deck 10 of the Celebrity Constellation, a small plate of fries (for snacking) to my right, along with a Hendricks & Tonic. Behind me, the light grey rock and verdant foliage of Croatian cliffs glide past us as we depart Split, headed for Koper in Slovenia.
It’s Day 12 of 14 of our Western Mediterranean cruise, and I am relaxed. This is the first time I’ve turned this iPad on since we departed Boston – the first time I’ve really used any technology other than to check up on some news and take pictures. It is bliss.
I wanted to start writing about the trip whilst everything was still fresh in my mind, and to create some structure for the epic Photo Sorting that will occur once we get back home. Today we visited the Krka National Park in Croatia – a place so beautiful that my brain still hasn’t fully processed it yet. But I’m getting ahead of myself. First we must go back to the start, and to some bitter complaining.
Iberia Airlines fucking sucks.
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An Englishman in Boston 